GIRL GIRLS GIRLY!!! WOMEN PLEASE READ THIS ONE!!!!

HELLO!! I am Rita!!!

HEY! I am Jenny

HI! I am Flora!

SUNDAY

"We are best friends. Friends forever. Friends for life. Nothing can separate us. Don't laugh. We mean it."

MONDAY

Flora & Rita go for shopping. Flora buys a new handbag. She is extremely happy. The handbag's color matches with her favorite dress. They meet Jenny. Flora shows her new bag to her. Jenny is too happy for her. She hugs her tight. She is so happy for her friend that tears start pouring!!

TUESDAY

Jenny goes for shopping (in the same mall, same shop, same time). She looks for a new handbag (same section in the store). She is looking, searching (a better, more expensive bag). She does not find a better one in that store. She calls her boyfriend. She sounds very low. He leaves his URGENT TAX work and drives 20 miles to meet her. They drive another 40 miles to get to a better mall. The guy is extremely worried about his TAXES (deadline) but carries spirited smiles on his face to sooth her. Jenny, finally, gets a brand-new-better-than-Flora handbag. Only then she eats something and rests. The guy drops her (doesn't even get a chance to come inside her home), drives back, and seeing in car mirror says, "What the F@#$?"

WEDNESDAY

All 3 girls meet. Jenny shows her new handbag to Flora. Flora too is extremely happy for her. Jenny, just for a minute, goes to the restroom. In this one minute when Jenny is not there, Flora says to Rita, "I knew she will do that. She just wants to prove that her bag is better than mine. I hate this. Anyways, whatever she thinks, I know that my bag is much better than hers; it matches my dress and is less expensive too. So basically, I win!!"

THURSDAY

There are no phone calls. No text messages. No FaceBook status updates. No communication at all!!!

FRIDAY

It's 10 pm. All are gushing and glittering in Ricky's birthday party. Flora enters with her new handbag and the matching dress. She is toooo happy with the compliments. Next, Jenny enters with a more expensive bag and accepts the warm compliments. She is not tired about telling everyone that how far she drove and how much hard work she did to purchase that bag. Her boyfriend has not come to the party. He is probably sitting with a TAX consultant at this hour! Finally, after few minutes, Rita enters the room. All eyes, literally, just stick on her. She is wearing a brand-new-sexy-go-for-the-kill dress, a brand new-handbag-customized with the dress and sandals, completely different hair-styling and make-up --- so basically, she was the most gorgeous looking girl in that room!!! Everyone except Flora & Jenny complimented her. They were feeling the fire-pain-stress-hurt-pressure-discomfort from within. They could not fathom the fact that she outplayed them. Flora says to Jenny, "I don't like her dress. It's looking too obvious that she needs attention." Jenny replies, "Yeah me too! Seems that she is trying too hard."

SATURDAY

There are no phone calls. No text messages. No FaceBook status updates. No communication at all!!!

SUNDAY

All three meet again. A new girl joins the group. They say to the new girl, "We are best friends. Friends forever. Friends for life. Nothing can separate us. Don't laugh. We mean it."

And it goes on and on. There are 365 days in a year. 52 weeks. Calculate the amount of shopping (on an average) women do and why!!!!

Regards,
Akshay Prem Vyas
http://www.apvmovies.com/